At Least 30% of Wii Users should have Stayed in the Womb. FACT!!

This, of course, is only an estimate, as it doesn't account for those too stupid to have worked out how to install and start up the Check Mii Out channel. To-date, every contest in which you have to create and submit a "Mii" character based around a specified theme (e.g. Mario without his hat), when it comes to judging and you're presented with as many random samples of 10 submitted Miis as you like from which to pick winners, at least 3 from each sample will be so far removed from the specified theme that it can only indicate that a minimum of 30% of Wii users are either complete idiots, illiterate, suffering from some kind of multiple personality disorder, wet the bed, put shandy in their hamster's water bottle, enjoyed "Epic Movie" and "Superman Returns", or some ungodly combination of the above. Dark have been my dreams of late.